Showing posts with label redneck babies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label redneck babies. Show all posts

August 6, 2011

Billies love babies


Now c'mon people, if we know one universal rule to being a true redneck, it's that you must pop out at least a couple of kiddos before the age of 25. Doesn't matter if you're dating, married, your man is off to jail, you live with your parents in a 2 room trailer, you're in high school - billies LOOOOOVE having them some babies. Well, the best news is there is now a website for redneck names for children. Thank GOD.

http://www.redneckbabynames.com/browse-baby-names/100-25/

You've got your Jed's and your Bubba's and your Jim Bob's on here, but there are some real doozies that even I haven't heard of. How about a pretty lady named Faylene, or Jazznellie? I mean...