August 6, 2011
Billies love babies
Now c'mon people, if we know one universal rule to being a true redneck, it's that you must pop out at least a couple of kiddos before the age of 25. Doesn't matter if you're dating, married, your man is off to jail, you live with your parents in a 2 room trailer, you're in high school - billies LOOOOOVE having them some babies. Well, the best news is there is now a website for redneck names for children. Thank GOD.
You've got your Jed's and your Bubba's and your Jim Bob's on here, but there are some real doozies that even I haven't heard of. How about a pretty lady named Faylene, or Jazznellie? I mean...