I had a brief foray into online dating and many-a-billy reached out looking for love. I guess they just saw the redneck blood pulsing through my veins, no matter how classy, cute, educated and not-from-Billyville I tried to come off in my pictures & profile. I saved a few of the doozies, in hopes of sharing these with the world someday. Now is my chance. I just wish I would have saved the full profile of the guy who listed "really fast air guitar solos" as an interest - damn.
Enjoy this gem! (Note - grammar & punctuation have been left in their full billy glory. Photo has been left off, as I hope this guy finds his other Billy half. But I promise you, it would have lived up to all of your hopes & dreams.)
I am Seeking a Woman duh
Do you drink? No
Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single
Do you do drugs? No
Profession painter, why you need ur house painted?
Do you have children? Prefer Not To Say
Education Some High School
Do you have a car? Yes!
Intent: INSERTNAMEHERE is looking for a relationship.
The longest relationship INSERTNAMEHERE has been in was over 5 years long.
long lasting tastin great less drama
fun loving kind spirit easy going
hugs kisses and 4 play all day my waywow would be nice
i can't lie about nothin, i'm not good at it .so i don't think i'll be able to say any thing that a girl would really want to hear?i say this,cause every thing iv'e put on here don't get no mail.a'lot of look's but nothing to be reading.maybe i'm not all that huh?
i got a few dumb video's on u tube ,if you want to see what i really look like? just type in INSERTNAMEHERE ,then you can see me up to date .or i'm INSERTNAMEHERE on the face book thingamagig thing .i like friend's .like to have good time's .i'm a big guy and know how to use him .i can be for a smile and something to eat.lol feed me? and i'm your's .i'll be your best friend and lover ,i love to listen ,and love giving full body rub down's ,it's a good guitar excersize for me. i got me some money ,but i really don't like the fake people it bring's with it .i want some real living .i build thing's .nothing stop's me from doing what's right from wrong.
get at me ok ? if not good luck /.wet dream's to you all.
We would go to raging water's .then all you can eat chines ,then the casino,will see if i can afford what to do next ,i no huh.lol