There aren't many things in life a hillbilly gal loves more than a fake tan. Tanning booths are on every corner in my hometown. There is something really wrong with the fact that when I go back to visit from California in the dead of winter, complete with snow on the ground, that I'm the whitest girl in town when I arrive. Clearly all that talk about some silly thing called "skin cancer" can't keep a trashy girl from going orange. "Cause we look guuuuuuud." Yeah ya do, honey. And those shorts you're wearing in December as it snows look nice too.
It's fake and bake and I helped!!
ReplyDeleteJust got back from South Carolina. Holy Hillbillies Batman. ;)